User:Dialexio

My name's Alex. I'm the administrator here that polishes his ban-hammer (which is actually a hooked cleaver) with your blood. I do my best to help maintain the wiki (including cleaning up article content and fixing markup issues), and as a result I probably come off as really uptight and serious. I promise I'm not that anal off-site; I'm mad with a hint of madness. :P

I get rather angry when folks don't sign their talk page entries, so... do that before I chase you with said cleaver?

Currently, I have a 32 GB black iPod touch 4G, a 16 GB Wi-Fi+3G iPad, and a 32 GB black iPhone 4 (CDMA model). I also own an iPod nano 6G, Late 2008 15" MacBook Pro, and a Mid 2011 11" MacBook Air. Some non-Apple devices I own include a red Wii, a PS3 Slim, and a black Nintendo 3DS.

Means of contact

 * E-mail:
 * If you want an account (and only if you're inquiring for an account), e-mail your desired username to  &#83;exy. Mast e u r&#46;D rax elf+ dummyaccount &#64;g eass mail .c&#111;.cc m. (You'll receive a random password, which can and should be changed.)
 * For any other inquiries pertaining to The iPhone Wiki, e-mail  M a st&#101;r. 9af5625ea34acdd8abeb6fce71a72651d0c815d5 Dr+ axelf</i> + <b style="display:inline !important; display:none;">theiphonewiki antispam </b>&#64;g oogle mail .com.com. com .co .uk <del style="text-decoration:none;">m  (I will ignore all account creation requests sent to this e-mail address, as I'd rather not have people who can't follow directions or rules on this wiki.)
 * Twitter:
 * My public Twitter account
 * My *private* Twitter account (If I don't know much about you, don't send a follow request.)
 * Windows Live: Di alex io a464492bf6ad25d65b378c85d8b181f973ede38a <b style="font-weight:normal;">@&#108;</b>ive .co<span style="display:inline !important; display:block; display:none !important;">.cc .uk <span style="display:block !important; display:none !important;">.jp &#109; .ma (I don't check this Hotmail inbox, so don't bother e-mailing it.)