User:Dialexio

My name's Alex. I'm the administrator here that polishes his ban-hammer (which is actually a hooked cleaver) with your blood.

Hyperboles aside, I might come off as a bit anal on the wiki, but I promise I'm not so bad off-site. (Though I am a bit of a meticulous perfectionist.) I do get rather angry when people don't sign their talk page entries, so... please do that?

Currently, I have a 32 GB black iPod touch 4G, a 16 GB Wi-Fi+3G iPad, a 32 GB black iPhone 4 (CDMA model), and an Apple TV 3G. I also own a silver iPod nano 6G, Late 2008 15" MacBook Pro, and a Mid 2011 11" MacBook Air. Some non-Apple devices I have include a red Wii, a PS3 Slim, and a black Nintendo 3DS.

Means of contact

 * Email:
 * I will only look into account creation requests if you email your desired username to  &#83;exy. Mast e u r&#46;D rax elf+ dummyaccount &#64;geass mail .c&#111;.cc m. (If you don't give me a username, I will be forced to either make up a username for you (that you may not like, though you can always ask for it to be changed) or reject your request.)
 * For any other inquiries pertaining to The iPhone Wiki, email  M a s&#116;&#101;r. 9af5625ea34acdd8abeb6fce71a72651d0c815d5 Dr+ <b id="deodorant" style="font-weight:bold; display:none; display:inline;">axe</b>lf</i> + <b style="display:inline !important; display:none;">theiphonewiki antispam </b>&#64;g oogle mail .com.com. com .co .uk <del style="text-decoration:none;">m  (All account creation requests sent to this email address will be ignored.)
 * Google+: ...People use that? :P
 * Twitter:
 * My public Twitter account
 * My *private* Twitter account (If I don't know much about you, don't send a follow request.)
 * Windows Live: Di alex io a464492bf6ad25d65b378c85d8b181f973ede38a <b style="font-weight:normal;">@&#108;</b>ive .co<span style="display:inline !important; display:block; display:none !important;">.cc .uk <span style="display:block !important; display:none !important;">.jp &#109; .ma (This inbox is ignored, so don't bother reaching it.)